Sunday, January 30, 2011

30 Jan 2011 - Kayuhan di Alam Budiman (bersama kayuhbeb)

Pagi pagi lagi dalam kedinginan cuaca sejuk dek hujan semalaman, aku dah kerah badan ke Alam Budiman, unutk joint geng KayuhBeb. Aku pun dah lama dah tak berkayuh, entah larat entah tidak nak berkayuh hari nie..



Result keseluruhan kayuhan sejauh 22 KM dengan pelbagai “kejatuhan” yang aku lalui hari..

Kayuhan bermula seawall jam 8.15 pagi, kalau tak silap pandang jam aku la.. itupun desebabkan cuaca mendung yang dah mula berarak ke arah Alam Budiman..  Dari point permulaan, kayuhan diatas Jalan Batu Arang menuju ke simpang Jalan Paip. Dari sini kami masuk ke jalan kecil menuju ke Tangki Puncak Alam sebelum masuk ke trail hutan dengan pendakian sepenuh tenaga didalam hujan renyai yang sudah mula turun.. Trail nie melalui tapak “KABOOM” kes siasatan yang masih berjalan.. Di sini juga salah seorang bikers terpaksa berpatah hati kerana “hanger” bike sudah patah dan langsung berpatah balik dengan single speed menuju ke point permulaan.

 Apa sajalah yg sedang dicari kat sini..




Dah jumpa ke belum??




 Nampak rendah yerr.. cubalah sekali nanti.. 


Selepas mendapat kata putus rder yang kepatahan hati tadi sudah berpatah balik.. kayuhan diteruskan untuk menuruni bukit ke CP2… tang nie laa yg aku terbabas masuk semak, sebab nak mengelak tersangkut kat pagar.. ada gak org berkebun dalam hutan nie… hisshhh…

Selepas puas makan angin menuruni bukit dan berkayuh dicelah celah semak samun, kami sampai kembali ke Jalan Batu Arang. Dari sini kayuhan diteruskan lagi diatas Jalan Batu Arang menuju ke Bukit Ramli. Jalan menuju ke bukit Ramli pun merupakan jalan mendaki yg penuh dengan cabaran tanah licin - tanah merah yg basah dek hujan berterusan. SIni sekali lagi aku terbabas BAEK punya.. masuk ke lopak jalan tanah merah… sebab tak nampak lubang.. (LAIN KALI KAYUH BESKAL JANGAN SESUKA REDAH LOAK AIR, HA HA HA HA).. Aduh sakit betul.. termenung kejap aku lepas tu… Namun kayuhan perlu juga diteruskan sehingga ke point penamat. Tapi sebelum tu, perut yang kosong perlu dijamu.

Selepas menuruni Bukit Ramli, kayuhan diteruskan ke Jalan Paip menuju ke kedai Lontong dan Mee Jawa didepan Surau Darul Aman. Memang sedap membelasah lontong selepas penat berkayuh,, bertambah balik lemak2 yang dah terbakar tadi,..

Inilah rupanya warung Lontong dan Mee Jawa yg famous di Jalan Paip tu. Jangan terkejut dah ada org tag dalam "foursquare".


Syukur Alhamdulillah aku sempat sampai,, kalau tak menjamu mata saje laa..


  
Cif-cif tengah berbincang untuk tunngu sikit masa lagi (biar hujan lagi lebat) atau nak teruskan perjalanan sekarang..

Selesai menjamu selera, dalam keadaan hujan yang masih berterusan, kayuhan diteruskan untuk pulang kembali ke point permulaan tadi melalui Jalan Paip dan Kampung Budiman.. Disini ada juga rider2 yng berpecah haluan untuk melayan bukit Botak pulak… Aku,, tak tahan sejuk opt utk balik ke pangkal jalan..


Kayuhan tamat pada pukul 12.30tgh dalam cuaca sejuk bukit disertai hujan yang masih belum berhenti…



Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Kimi & Baju sekolah..

Hari nie Kimi dapat dah baju sekolah (Genius Aulad) dia yang dah lama ditunggu tunggu. Tahun lepas, setahun dia ke seklah pakai T-shirt Kuning dgn seluar Biru jer, sebab size tak dak.. Tahun nie pun dah 2 minggu sekolah start pun masih tak dapat baju sekolah, so dia lah yang pelik dalam ramai ramai kat sekolah tu.. Mula esok, dia dah sama dengan yang lain lain… Semalam dia tanya ayah dia nie,, esok (hari nie) Kimi bawa bekal apa?? Aduh…


18 Jan 2011
Email posting

Monday, January 17, 2011

New Toy..

Tadi dapat New Toy.. malam nie nak cuba tengok keberkesanan dan kesesuaian dengan kes sedia ada… Kalau boleh “perform” BAGUS punya, akan dikekalkan, dan yang sedia ada akan ditamatkan perkhidmatannya.. walau macam mana pun, ada sat lagi permainan baru yang nak masuk tak lama lagi.. nie yg dok tengah pening.. tapi ingat cuba dulu dengan permainan yang nie dulu untuk 7 hari nie, kalau berjaya, proceed utk setahun, sementara tu tangok apa feedback kekawan yang lain pasal permainan kedua yang bakal muncul di Alam Impian bulan Februari nie.. katanyalah kan

 

Jawabnya sibuklah malam nak twig sana twig sini, configure sana, configure sini untuk memastikan toy baru nie boleh masuk ke tempat yg bersesuaian.. so DND…

 

 

 

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Being a Malaysian driver and rider, you're ...

Good at:

Change lane without signal,
Change lane again without signal, again and again, and again,,
Signal after turn it to junction,
Proud to drive your new imported car with Hi-Beam on Federal Highway at 7.30am,
Ride your bike on the with dotted line between the lane on Federal Highway,
Exit to left from THIRD Lane on Federal Highway,


Dan macam macam hal lagi lah kita mampu buat sebagai pemandu di Malaysia ...


Thursday, January 6, 2011

US Courts

Fom an email I got today…


These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and  now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm  while these exchanges were actually taking place.

 
 ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS:     He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you?

WITNESS:     My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS:     Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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ATTORNEY:  Are you sexually active?

WITNESS:     No, I just lie there.

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ATTORNEY:  This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS:     Yes.

ATTORNEY:  And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS:     I forget..

ATTORNEY:  You forget?  Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY:  Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?

WITNESS:     We both do.

ATTORNEY:  Voodoo?

WITNESS:     We do..

ATTORNEY:  You do?

WITNESS:     Yes, voodoo.
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ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his  sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS:  Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS:      He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken? 

WITNESS:     Are you sh ***ing me?
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ATTORNEY:  So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? 

WITNESS:     Yes.

ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS:     Getting laid.
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ATTORNEY:  She had three children, right? 

WITNESS:     Yes.

ATTORNEY:  How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY:   Were there any girls? 

WITNESS:      Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I  get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY:  How was your first marriage terminated? 

WITNESS:     By death..

ATTORNEY:  And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS:     Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard

ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS:     Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY:  Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a  deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS:  No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY:  Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on  dead people?

WITNESS:     All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY:  ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS:     Oral...
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ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS:     The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS:     If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY:  Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS:     Are you qualified to ask that question?
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And last:

ATTORNEY:  Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? 

WITNESS:     No.

ATTORNEY:  Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS:     No.

ATTORNEY:  Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS:     No..

ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you
began the autopsy?

WITNESS:     No.

ATTORNEY:  How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS:     Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS:     Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and  practicing law.